Where's My Phone? Sticker - For the Professionally Absent-Minded

🤯 Behold, the perfect sticker for those who've mastered the art of losing their phone while using it! 📱 Features: Hilariously confused dude who's clearly skipped his morning coffee Vibrant colors that scream "PANIC!" louder than you do when your battery hits 1% High-quality vinyl that sticks better than your memory of where you last put your phone Size: 2x2, 3x3 or 4x4- Large enough to spot from across the room (unlike your actual phone) Perfect for: People who use their phone's flashlight to look for their phone Masters of the "pocket pat" dance Anyone who's ever called their mom in a panic, using their "lost" phone Slap this beauty on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead as a constant reminder that yes, you're holding your phone RIGHT NOW. Warning: May cause spontaneous facepalms and knowing chuckles from fellow phone-losers. Side effects include sudden realization that you're not alone in your forgetfulness. Bonus uses: Great conversation starter at parties (if you remember to go) Silent judgment piece for that one friend who never loses anything Remember, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. The second step is buying this sticker. The third step? Well, we forgot. But it probably involves finding your phone. Buy now and join the "I Swear It Was Just Here" club! We'd send you a membership card, but let's be honest, you'd lose that too. Note: Sticker does not actually help you find your phone. We're good, but we're not miracle workers.