Waffle House Disaster Scale Sticker: Funny Southern Vinyl Decal

I'll write an SEO-optimized Etsy sticker description for this Waffle House-themed sticker: Make your water bottle, laptop, or car bumper disaster-ready with our exclusive "If We're Closed You Know It's Bad" Waffle House sticker! This high-quality vinyl decal celebrates the famous informal disaster metric used during severe weather events - when Waffle House closes, things are serious! FEATURES: Premium weatherproof vinyl with UV protection Vibrant, fade-resistant colors featuring the iconic yellow and black Waffle House design Die-cut shape with white border Durable for outdoor use - perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, and more Various sizes available Easy to apply and remove without leaving residue PERFECT FOR: Southern culture enthusiasts Waffle House lovers and breakfast food fans Emergency management professionals with a sense of humor Weather watchers and storm chasers Gift for friends who understand the "Waffle House Index" SHIPPING: Ships within 1-3 business days Carefully packaged to prevent damage Tracking number provided with every order